Ryan Deiss Caption Ideas

Most of you know about Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic launch. He’s given away some awesome freebies… his Perpetual Traffic Report and Cherry Picker software for choosing a niche to dominate. (FYI… those are my affiliate links… check the comments for others’ affiliate links & bonuses… I also put some non-affiliate links below just in case you’re a complete loser)

In one of Ryan’s recent emails, he sent this picture (I just added the Fuzzy Deiss).

Post your funny caption ideas in the comments below.

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Again, if you have caption ideas, put them in the comments below. (And if you have an awesome bonus you’re giving away with your affiliate link to Perpetual Traffic, put a link in the comments & tell us about it)

Even if you’re not intending to get the Perpetual Traffic program, you should read the Perpetual Traffic Report & try out the Cherry Picker software. Here are some non-affiliate links (I don’t need your commission, but you need this info… get it. Ryan’s stuff is always awesome.):

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13 Comments

  1. What? That’s how I roll

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  2. Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

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  3. No… I have no clue who the ghostwriter was for my Perpetual Traffic report

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  4. Hey Ryan, how many fake server crashes should we have with this launch?

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  5. Whoa! What’s that smell?! – sniff – sniff – Ryan, was that you?

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  6. Actually, if you guys want the truth here’s what I was really thinking…

    “I’m instantly regretting taking this picture because I know it’s going to be used on a ton of blogs. Oh well…” :)

    @Work-Humor It was my mother’s son…
    @Gamer To answer your questions, 1) hopefully none and 2) no, it was the camera man.

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  7. Hey Ryan :)

    Just FYI… I sent an email to Nathan saying that if I ever post anything that you guys think goes too far, I can always take it down. I screen the comments & I’m a family guy, so it won’t get much more crude than Gamer’s #2 comment. (Even if Frank posts… he’ll be screened… No Pen Island Productions stuff on this blog… no sir.)

    BTW, your report is awesome. Distills stuff down nicely – historical context & big picture.

    Ed
    http://DotComHumor.com

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  8. No worries, Ed. If I thought it was malicious or took offense I wouldn’t have responded. Keep up the humor…I’m in “launch mode” right now so I’ll take all of it I can get. :)

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  9. Caption: Ryan, when asked, “So, just curious. Why, exactly, does Kern call you ‘Little Buddy’ ?”

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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  10. Hey ‘Smarty Pants’, use some decorum will you? My wife calls me ‘little buddy’ a lot lately, but she used to call me ‘smarty pants’ when we were a bit younger.

    Do you understand now? You see, it’s all as Ryan is trying to explain to us…it’s all in the quality value and structure of the content.

    Sorry Ryan.

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  11. 1. Gimmie a hand with this glass crate will you?

    2. I’m telling you, the hot-dog was about this long.

    3. Last thing I know was…I was carrying my canoe to the river !!

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  12. One hack of an idea, mate!
    I never heard about i.m. humor, but I guess that this is a good idea :)

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  13. OK… after seeing the prizes for the top affiliates, I’m convinced that I would have the same look on my face that Ryan does in this photo as I explained to my wife why I’m offering such sheer awesomeness.

    If you didn’t see the top 20 prizes for Ryan’s affiliates, you better have a look:

    http://www.perpetualtrafficformula.com/jv/14/prize-announcements/

    Personally, I’d want #4. If I drove #1 to work through the back streets of Baltimore, well… let’s just say that would look pretty suspicious

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