Posts Tagged ‘Guru jokes’

Kajabi and the Dark Side of Internet Marketing

Internet marketing has a Dark Side. And that Dark Side is pulling us away from what is really important… in business… and in life.

Enter Kajabi. Check it out. (And pay no attention to the embedded Jeff Walker and Frank Kern spoofs, or the flattering picture of Andy Jenkins)

When you obey my Jedi mind-tricks and actually go to you will be exposed to perhaps the greatest internet marketing tool since Traffic Geyser. You may also earn me a commission, as that is my affiliate link. If you do not want to use my affiliate link, no problem, Greedo… you can go there directly at

Kajabi is the marketing platform you’re looking for.

Jeff’s prune shirt in the video came from the medical humor store by Check out the DotComHumor internet marketing humor store.

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Ryan Deiss Caption Ideas

Most of you know about Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic launch. He’s given away some awesome freebies… his Perpetual Traffic Report and Cherry Picker software for choosing a niche to dominate. (FYI… those are my affiliate links… check the comments for others’ affiliate links & bonuses… I also put some non-affiliate links below just in case you’re a complete loser)

In one of Ryan’s recent emails, he sent this picture (I just added the Fuzzy Deiss).

Post your funny caption ideas in the comments below.

Get the Perpetual Traffic Report from Ryan Deiss

Again, if you have caption ideas, put them in the comments below. (And if you have an awesome bonus you’re giving away with your affiliate link to Perpetual Traffic, put a link in the comments & tell us about it)

Even if you’re not intending to get the Perpetual Traffic program, you should read the Perpetual Traffic Report & try out the Cherry Picker software. Here are some non-affiliate links (I don’t need your commission, but you need this info… get it. Ryan’s stuff is always awesome.):

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Affiliate Marketers Gone Wild – Jeff Walker Exposed? (yikes)

OK… I’m on a lot of lists, so I expect to get lots of emails when the best gurus in the business launch internet marketing products. OK, fine. No big deal.

And I have some weird mathematical formula in my head that tells me which list I’ll honor with my affiliate commission.

But then someone always comes along and does the “exposure” thing. Well, I’m not into the “exposure” thing too much. You see I’m a very visual guy and when I see an email like this… well… let me stop there. Jeff Walker exposed? Uh… no thanks

PLF 3.0 Launch - Jeff Walker Jokes

By the way, you know what they say about internet marketers with big feet, right? Big launches.

And internet marketers with little feet? Well… they just talk about big launches.

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And be very, very careful… I might earn some money when you click through that link and purchase a funny internet marketing humor t-shirt.

On a serious note… go get Product Launch Formula… it’s awesome (At least PLF 2.0-2.9 were awesome. I’m sure PLF 3 will be even sweeter). Here are some useful links:

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